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- redmedic: *runs in with condom in hand* Teenagers!
- redmedic: *waits a moment as he sees he entered at... an interesting time* Am I too late?
- redfemscoot: *Stops dead and glares*
- redfemscoot: Ohmygoddd.....
- bluscoot: *stops* w-what?
- redfemscoot: ((LMFAO, 'TEENAGERS!'))
- redfemscoot: W-.... Would you get out of here?!
- bluscoot: .........why is your medic in your room?!
- redmedic: ((I panicked...))
- redmedic: And VHY is there a BLU scout on you?!
- redfemscoot: None of your business, GET OUT, GET OUT!
- redmedic: I vill not!
- redfemscoot: AT LEAST LET US FINISH
- redmedic: How long 'as zhis been going on!?!
- redmedic: ...Let you.. Ah...
- redmedic: Teen love.
- redfemscoot: *imploring look*
- redmedic: Sure sure, just...let me.../observe/. *leans on the nearby wall and watches*
- redfemscoot: You.... Wat.
- bluscoot: god dammit pervert
- redmedic: Hahaha!
I would ask someone to kill me….
but I forgot about respawn.
What’s wrong, deah? :(
Do you need a hug?
Hands off my ma'!: Imma give that bitch a poem. Bitches love poems.
Your team is RED,
My team is BLU,
You gave me cooties,
SO GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Okay chucklehead, here’s your poem
There once was a scout from team BLU
Who wit sex had no idea what ta do
He tried ta get on it
But he needed…
… Dat’s tha nicest thing any BLU’s ever done fo me…
Well good, means I’m the only one trying then right?
Well, da only BLU, yeah.
O-oh well then um, I mean ah, will ya date me n’ stuff? I won’t kill ya or nothin’
I will go on A date with ya. ONE. And I don’t belong to you.
what do I see here?
What is goin’ on heah?!
obsceneblue
Aww, lookit that picshuh! Honey, do you remember that vacation? Wadn’t it nice, bein’ at the beach?
Yeah mom… but why he did had to come with us?
He’s a good man, deah, why can’t you just see that?
But moooom… he’s not even my dad!
May I draw attention to Heavy and Medic behind?
Your whole team. SO BUHYOOOOOOO, bluscout <3
Mistah, you will be nice to him and you will LIKE IT. We love each othah and yer just gonna hafta deal with it, all right?
Now then, you’ve got a smudge on yer cheek, lemme get that for you…
okay, FINE BY ME!
but what are ya gonna do with my lil’ brotha’?Good!
Whaddya mean, what am I gonna do with him?
I don’t think he’s gonna accept it that easy…
Well then! He’s just gonna hafta get used to it. I’m sure that if we had a little chat, he’d understand.
And, if not, I can whap yer brothah on the head ‘til he stops causin’ a fuss.
ohh yeah and before I forget…
He has a crush on the RED Scout girl.WHAT?
WHY DO YOU BOYS NEVAH TELL ME ANYTHING?!
I did… right now!
and how come he always get’s her attention?
I mean befoah stuff happens!
Who d’ya mean, her? D’yer like one’a the girls out wherever you are?
no I meant, am I not handsome enough?
why does he gets all the attention? and there aren’t any girls around me…maybe I should work out more seriously…
Deah, you look wonderful.
Yer brothah does not get all the attention, stop bein’ so down on yerself. And isn’t there that lovely BLU… Snipah, I think? She seems nice!
Yer fine, really. Try meetin’ some girls somewhere else, maybe?
Thanks mom!
Ahh yes the Sniner, shes hot! but I have tried my luck on her few times… she refused!Yer welcome, sweetie. <3
Well, maybe try seein’ what she likes, and bein’ interested in her, y’know?
mm, yeah, thanks for the help mom!
I’ll keep that in mind…
I try, darlin’. <3
You should! She sounds lovely, from what I’ve read her sayin’.
obsceneblue
Aww, lookit that picshuh! Honey, do you remember that vacation? Wadn’t it nice, bein’ at the beach?
Yeah mom… but why he did had to come with us?
He’s a good man, deah, why can’t you just see that?
But moooom… he’s not even my dad!
May I draw attention to Heavy and Medic behind?
Your whole team. SO BUHYOOOOOOO, bluscout <3
Mistah, you will be nice to him and you will LIKE IT. We love each othah and yer just gonna hafta deal with it, all right?
Now then, you’ve got a smudge on yer cheek, lemme get that for you…
okay, FINE BY ME!
but what are ya gonna do with my lil’ brotha’?Good!
Whaddya mean, what am I gonna do with him?
I don’t think he’s gonna accept it that easy…
Well then! He’s just gonna hafta get used to it. I’m sure that if we had a little chat, he’d understand.
And, if not, I can whap yer brothah on the head ‘til he stops causin’ a fuss.
ohh yeah and before I forget…
He has a crush on the RED Scout girl.WHAT?
WHY DO YOU BOYS NEVAH TELL ME ANYTHING?!
I did… right now!
and how come he always get’s her attention?
I mean befoah stuff happens!
Who d’ya mean, her? D’yer like one’a the girls out wherever you are?
no I meant, am I not handsome enough?
why does he gets all the attention? and there aren’t any girls around me…maybe I should work out more seriously…
Deah, you look wonderful.
Yer brothah does not get all the attention, stop bein’ so down on yerself. And isn’t there that lovely BLU… Snipah, I think? She seems nice!
Yer fine, really. Try meetin’ some girls somewhere else, maybe?
Thanks mom!
Ahh yes the Sniner, shes hot! but I have tried my luck on her few times… she refused!
Yer welcome, sweetie. <3
Well, maybe try seein’ what she likes, and bein’ interested in her, y’know?
obsceneblue
Aww, lookit that picshuh! Honey, do you remember that vacation? Wadn’t it nice, bein’ at the beach?
Yeah mom… but why he did had to come with us?
He’s a good man, deah, why can’t you just see that?
But moooom… he’s not even my dad!
May I draw attention to Heavy and Medic behind?
Your whole team. SO BUHYOOOOOOO, bluscout <3
Mistah, you will be nice to him and you will LIKE IT. We love each othah and yer just gonna hafta deal with it, all right?
Now then, you’ve got a smudge on yer cheek, lemme get that for you…
okay, FINE BY ME!
but what are ya gonna do with my lil’ brotha’?Good!
Whaddya mean, what am I gonna do with him?
I don’t think he’s gonna accept it that easy…
Well then! He’s just gonna hafta get used to it. I’m sure that if we had a little chat, he’d understand.
And, if not, I can whap yer brothah on the head ‘til he stops causin’ a fuss.
ohh yeah and before I forget…
He has a crush on the RED Scout girl.WHAT?
WHY DO YOU BOYS NEVAH TELL ME ANYTHING?!
I did… right now!
and how come he always get’s her attention?
I mean befoah stuff happens!
Who d’ya mean, her? D’yer like one’a the girls out wherever you are?
no I meant, am I not handsome enough?
why does he gets all the attention? and there aren’t any girls around me…maybe I should work out more seriously…
Deah, you look wonderful.
Yer brothah does not get all the attention, stop bein’ so down on yerself. And isn’t there that lovely BLU… Snipah, I think? She seems nice!
Yer fine, really. Try meetin’ some girls somewhere else, maybe?
obsceneblue
Aww, lookit that picshuh! Honey, do you remember that vacation? Wadn’t it nice, bein’ at the beach?
Yeah mom… but why he did had to come with us?
He’s a good man, deah, why can’t you just see that?
But moooom… he’s not even my dad!
May I draw attention to Heavy and Medic behind?
Your whole team. SO BUHYOOOOOOO, bluscout <3
Mistah, you will be nice to him and you will LIKE IT. We love each othah and yer just gonna hafta deal with it, all right?
Now then, you’ve got a smudge on yer cheek, lemme get that for you…
okay, FINE BY ME!
but what are ya gonna do with my lil’ brotha’?Good!
Whaddya mean, what am I gonna do with him?
I don’t think he’s gonna accept it that easy…
Well then! He’s just gonna hafta get used to it. I’m sure that if we had a little chat, he’d understand.
And, if not, I can whap yer brothah on the head ‘til he stops causin’ a fuss.
ohh yeah and before I forget…
He has a crush on the RED Scout girl.WHAT?
WHY DO YOU BOYS NEVAH TELL ME ANYTHING?!
I did… right now!
and how come he always get’s her attention?
I mean befoah stuff happens!
Who d’ya mean, her? D’yer like one’a the girls out wherever you are?
obsceneblue
Aww, lookit that picshuh! Honey, do you remember that vacation? Wadn’t it nice, bein’ at the beach?
Yeah mom… but why he did had to come with us?
He’s a good man, deah, why can’t you just see that?
But moooom… he’s not even my dad!
May I draw attention to Heavy and Medic behind?
Your whole team. SO BUHYOOOOOOO, bluscout <3
Mistah, you will be nice to him and you will LIKE IT. We love each othah and yer just gonna hafta deal with it, all right?
Now then, you’ve got a smudge on yer cheek, lemme get that for you…
okay, FINE BY ME!
but what are ya gonna do with my lil’ brotha’?Good!
Whaddya mean, what am I gonna do with him?
I don’t think he’s gonna accept it that easy…
Well then! He’s just gonna hafta get used to it. I’m sure that if we had a little chat, he’d understand.
And, if not, I can whap yer brothah on the head ‘til he stops causin’ a fuss.
ohh yeah and before I forget…
He has a crush on the RED Scout girl.
WHAT?
WHY DO YOU BOYS NEVAH TELL ME ANYTHING?!
obsceneblue
Aww, lookit that picshuh! Honey, do you remember that vacation? Wadn’t it nice, bein’ at the beach?
Yeah mom… but why he did had to come with us?
He’s a good man, deah, why can’t you just see that?
But moooom… he’s not even my dad!
May I draw attention to Heavy and Medic behind?
Your whole team. SO BUHYOOOOOOO, bluscout <3
Mistah, you will be nice to him and you will LIKE IT. We love each othah and yer just gonna hafta deal with it, all right?
Now then, you’ve got a smudge on yer cheek, lemme get that for you…
okay, FINE BY ME!
but what are ya gonna do with my lil’ brotha’?Good!
Whaddya mean, what am I gonna do with him?
I don’t think he’s gonna accept it that easy…
Well then! He’s just gonna hafta get used to it. I’m sure that if we had a little chat, he’d understand.
And, if not, I can whap yer brothah on the head ‘til he stops causin’ a fuss.
obsceneblue
Aww, lookit that picshuh! Honey, do you remember that vacation? Wadn’t it nice, bein’ at the beach?
Yeah mom… but why he did had to come with us?
He’s a good man, deah, why can’t you just see that?
But moooom… he’s not even my dad!
May I draw attention to Heavy and Medic behind?
Your whole team. SO BUHYOOOOOOO, bluscout <3
Mistah, you will be nice to him and you will LIKE IT. We love each othah and yer just gonna hafta deal with it, all right?
Now then, you’ve got a smudge on yer cheek, lemme get that for you…
okay, FINE BY ME!
but what are ya gonna do with my lil’ brotha’?
Good!
Whaddya mean, what am I gonna do with him?
